Leprechaun Free Zone

Happy St. Patrick's Day (thank you Google for reminding me). Welcome to our circus where simple is how we roll. No, there isn't a leprechaun visiting our house. There's nothing green in the toilet or green milk in the fridge or some letter left behind. We didn't build traps or create a giant rainbow in the living room. If DRL thinks about it, he might dress the younger two in green. Miss M has a uniform and I'm 95% sure she has no idea where her green polo is. But I am pretty sure he will just throw whatever on Bubba and who knows what Pudge will put on. She doesn't have that many green items of clothing so the odds are it will be pink or purple or gray.
Unless the leprechaun is going to do dishes or fix a meal, it's just one more thing I don't have time for. DRL and I turned out just fine without the shenanigans. Keep the leprechaun at school. You already suckered me into doing a penguin (the elf is too creepy), I draw the line at leprechauns.